031
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
032
This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
033
Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
034
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
035
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
036
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
037
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
038
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
039
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
040
Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair